apparently i’m a bit behind on the iphone application phenomenon, and all of the mania and controversy that has, of course, ensued subsequently. while i was dimly aware that this app thing was happening, the only really ridiculous one i had seen in practice was the notorious ocarina. but tonight i stumbled upon some delightfully amusing absurdities, and, along with them, helpful explanations and illustrations! Above, for instance, is the aptly titled “iAmAMan,” which allows its proud owner to keep track of not just one but SEVERAL girlfriends’ menstrual cycles!! the inventors helpful remind us that such information might help the user to “help you with your private life planning. You will know about your girlfriend’s period and her mood. You can plan your dates, evening and save some money.” AND OH WAIT IT GETS BETTER. they go on to say: “The program helps to avoid misunderstandings and preserve your relationship. Even if your girlfriend accidentally bumps into this application and makes you enter the password – she will be the only one to appear on the list, because “I am a Man” program implies personal passwords for each girl!”
(pic and text via VentureBeat)
